Anyways, with all the teaching stuff on my mind the last few months, I decided it'd be fun to post some of the best quotes ever from my students over the last 5 years. I was about to die while going back and reading these....SO FUNNY. It's these kids and their silly, cute, sweet, hilarious attitudes that make me love my job so much!
Me: Oh, what color?
Kindergartener: It is a
brrrr….greenish color.
Kindergartener: Ms. Dewoowen
(can’t say my last name lol) he keeps looking at me.
Kindergartener: Mrs. Dewoowen, he
is blowing on me!
3 year old: I have a sister named
Hailey. She has a big head just like my dad, but it shrinked a little.
Mrs. Mach (one of my mentor
teachers): What do you like about Jesus?
3 year old: He painted…
Another 3 year old: He played
baseball…
3 year old: Ms. Leslie, you’re my
best friend!…What does “best friend” mean???
Me: Can you remember what the
house that the caterpillar makes is called?
3 year old (really excited b/c he
just KNOWS he knows this answer): A RACOON!
1st grader: Are you a mommy?
Me: No, I’m not a mommy yet!
1st grader: Why aren’t you a
mommy?
Me:…B/c I don’t have a husband…
Freshman: Do you have any kids at
this school?
Me:…Um…I don’t know any kids at
this school.
Freshman: No, do you HAVE any
children that go to school here?
Me: No, I don’t have any kids
yet!
(Telling me what they are going
to be for Halloween)
3 year old girl: I’m a kitten!
Other 3 year old girl: I’m a red
hot devil!
3rd grader: My mom calls me a
bunny.
Me: ...Why?
3rd grader: Because I'm coocoo!
Elementary student: Sorry, I’m
late! My mom slept late because she had diarrhea!
3 year old: You have nurses!
Teacher: It smells in here…it
smells like candy…
3rd grader (special ed): It’s my
ear.
3rd grader (in In-School
Suspension): (at about 10:00am) I feel like my head is about to EXPLODE.
3rd grader (in In-School
Suspension): (at about 10:30am) I feel like we have already been here for 6
days!
3 year old (at The Little
Village): Guys who stick their tongue out can’t go to church.
Elementary student: (Written note
to their P.E. teacher) I love PEE. It rocks!
Kindergartener(girl): Sometimes
coyotes don’t always go to the right places. One time a coyote came on my
street, climbed on my roof, and climbed into the chimney. We had a fire in the
fireplace because it was a day when it was really cold outside. So, the coyote
got burned up. So, then, we ate him.
Kindergartener(boy): One time a
coyote got in my house. And I killed him!
Me: You killed him?!
Kindergartener(boy): Yeah. With
my dad’s shotgun.
5 year old: You know Elmo?
Me: Elmo?
5 year old: Yeah, you were on
there.
(Apparently, I look like someone
who has been on Sesame Street?!?! Hahaha)
Elementary student: I’m not dumb, but I’m no dictionary!
Me: (to a 3 year old lil girl) Is
your sister bigger or smaller than you?
3 year old girl: Smaller…this small…(shows me a gap between
her index and thumb, like an ‘x’ in sign language)
Me: What is her name?
3 year old girl: Me no know his name now…
4 year old: (Can’t pronounce the “n” sound, trying to say
“I’m done”) I’m dumb!
4 year old: (His teacher calls
hand sanitizer “Brain Soap”) I didn’t
get no “brain soap”. My brain isn’t
gonna work!
4 year old: (to me) You’re goin to be a football player!
3 year old: When I grow up, I’m
going to be Strawberry Shortcake.
7th grader: (gig, fagot, and dire
are his vocabulary words he has to use in a paper) While I was riding around in my gig, I
noticed a wonderful fagot and I couldn't resist the dire urge to go towards it.
5 year old: My mommy and daddy
aren’t married yet.
4th grade girl: I’m a slow reader
unless it has to do with blood and stuff.
4 year old- Have you been to the Batman city?
Me: The Batman city?
Other 4 year old: He means Gotham City.
Me: Oh..no. Nope, I’ve never been to Gotham City.
4 year old: I’ve seen a real alligator, but it was a blue
one.
4 year old (about
Halloween): I’m going to be a Spider-man
cowboy!
5th grader (Writing a note on a
white board in class to her little brother whom she affectionately calls
“bubby” who she had hit with a car door the previous day): I’m sorry booby!
3rd grader: Do you like sharp objects?
Me: No…why?
3rd grader: Because my pencil is a sharp object now…I
sharpened it too much.
2nd grader: Mrs. Wyers, can I
tell you something? When you were standing over there (points to the teacher
desk) you really sounded like a cowgirl.
Librarian: Do you know why I
picked an owl for (to represent) poetry?
Young Student: Because half…the
first half….of all words rhyme with owl…
2nd grader: I'm getting a new
puppy. His name is Rainbow, but we are changing his name because my dad doesn't
like it...and my mom doesn't like it because he's going to be a big, fat dog.
Hope you enjoyed...they definitely made my day better, haha!
~Leslie~
